WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD
OF ONLINE DATING!
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As your temporary host, I would like to remind you to keep your hands and legs

inside the Internet at all times ...

Seatbelts fastened? Then lets go!

First of all, This is how I feel about online dating:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEHltD1Lc6g&t=62

And I want you to be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHutZXREZ0E

Didn't you just love that? and the other songs on that list are awesome too. ok, let's move on ...
My friends say this about me (ok so maybe they don't?)

https://youtu.be/O-zpOMYRi0w?list=RDPMNUOZmPIuo&t=37

Despite that, I am really looking for:
https://youtu.be/5L6xyaeiV58?t=21

and

https://youtu.be/JR49dyo-y0E?t=56

And always remember:

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss

And now, more about your host ...

WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE?

I have been breathing. It appears to help with the life part.
I have a very successful procrastination business. Unfortunately, I don't seem to be able to find much time to work on it...

Lately, I spend my time thinking about more efficient ways to procrastinate (that's an advanced MBA technique I am told - actually nobody told me that, but they would have if I had asked).

In my other spare time I am an IT professional and a publisher of humorous classical music history books.

and I am also @KetoJack!
I'm a glass 1/2 full kind of person.
1/2 full of artsy and 1/2 full of geek.
Oh, and the other 1/2 is Ketones.
Wait, that's not right.
I meant the other 1/3 is Ketones.

Phew, almost looked stupid there...

I'M REALLY GOOD AT:

I am really good at solving problems. Other people's problems. Everyone around me says they are happy, fulfilled and doing well because they get great advice from me (or like on FB, they are just pretending) .

Which is why I am very content and happy and have a full life. It's because I surround myself with people who are content, happy and have a full life.

Like Pharrell!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7dPqrmDWxs

The first thing people notice about me

My blonde hair and blue eyes.

Wait, that's on my fake profile ...

What they notice is that I am not real.

Neither is my brother:

https://youtu.be/cYdpOjletnc?t=6

MOVIES:

Horton Hears a Who.

I don't care what anybody says, talking elephants are just damn funny!

I want to stay at the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel because I think it is important that every morning someone checks to see that I am still alive... even if it's only to make sure I pay the bills.

TV:

I am a fan of Mad Men (the TV show, not the people, not that there is anything wrong with that!) and I watched all of Being Erica (who I am totally in love with ...)

I recently finished the series After Life on Netflix. My Hope Is that you and I feel the same way as he did about his relationship. And you are not dead of course. Please don't contact me if you are dead.

I finished watching MoonKnight. I think it's obvious that we all have a few personalities that help us along the way. Some just have them all in one head that's all - and what's wrong with that??? (let's discuss)

MUSIC:

I started to train as a Latin dance instructor. But the procrastination business got in the way.

I put that in there because I know you ladies find it sexy and at this point, you are trying to decide if I am serious or not. Good luck with that!

I like happy fun energetic music - 80s pop, 70s Disco and Armin Van Buurin (I love being in a state of trance - not drug-induced, happy music version). But I like it all except RAP - sorry Drake, happy for you though...

FOOD:

YES, OH YES! (except pea soup ... ask me why that's ironic, or ask Alanis Morissette ...)

I like all types of food. I used to sweat just looking at hot food but someone told me to move away from the stove and that helped a lot.

Are you really reading this far?

Wow, I must have really gotten your attention ( Or it's 2 am and you can't sleep and I could have been writing crap and you'd still be saying "he makes a good point".)

If you want to know more send me a psychic message.
If you are one of my Sense8 (brilliant show) then it will be easier.

Oops, forgot Books - yes I like books too. Especially humorous classical music history books (see procrastination if you didn't get that).

And I read a lot about nutrition, and I do Keto (sorta), so if you have really bad eating habits, I am still interested but only as a FWB (Friends With (sourdough) Bread)

Six things I could never do without

This is a tough one because I have 10 fingers that I could not live without. How do you tell 4 of them that the other 6 are more important?

"I'm sorry pinkies, but really what have you done for me lately? I mean, Austin Power's is so old now ..."

I spend a lot of time thinking about Life, the universe and everything. And sometimes string theory. Not only the Physics stuff, but how to make those string bridges with your fingers.

You gotta try this (it uses all of the 10 fingers):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXV1rX-PvR0

On a typical Friday night I am:

It used to be hanging with my teen daughter! She's actually pretty cool. But she's off at school now so let me know when you are coming over so I can have dinner ready.

BUT, IF I WASN'T COOKING YOU DINNER:
I love coffee dates, going to Good Fella's for a drink (I live in Streetsville) or to listen to music, walking all night in downtown Toronto (ok, until the drunks outnumber the sober people, so I guess until 10:30 pm)

I am also happy snuggling on the couch watching a movie and fighting over why it was really dumb and we should have been out walking (until 10:30) or doing that other thing that couples do when they aren't watching movies (wink wink).

The most private thing I'm willing to admit is that one of my ex-girlfriend insists on providing a reference to my next GF. I'm not kidding! (ok, maybe I am)

She did say I am an amazing kisser ... before she called me a #$@%$%@$%@#$%

I could be kidding about #$@%$%@$%@#$% too you know (boy I wish I was ... )

You should message me if

1. you like someone who can make you laugh. Seriously!

2. you believe your MHC molecules are different enough for us to be able to date.

http://ed.ted.com/lessons/the-science-of-attraction-dawn-maslar

You are honest with me about where you fit in on the HOT/CRAZY Matrix.

https://youtu.be/QueiHJLV8S4

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But seriously, you made it this far and that's commendable. I mean how many people get this far (1 in about 100, I asked)?

Well, that's who I am. Light-hearted, fun-loving, romantic, easy to talk to (at), and I actually understand string theory. Ok, so I might not but nobody really does and if someone says they do they are likely out of their mind (I have a Physics degree so I should know).

Oh, and did I mention I am a good kisser? Because I'd be happy to prove it to you - perhaps this would not be the time to mention I have references ...

I am a proud dad of a 19-year-old who's now off adulting (sorta). I was a full-time dad for the last 5 years and am now venturing out into dating, but she's protective and she will have her own questions to ask you. Just kidding! Or am I? "Was he seriously telling me I have to have his daughter like me too?? What's this guys problem?
Physics degree - that has GEEK written all over it!"

And they will miss the point of this whole profile. And I will be happy they didn't message me.

Are you one of the other ones?

Then I want to meet you yesterday! (I can make that happen you know, I have a time machine)

My go-to karaoke song

Can't get enough of your love baby!

https://youtu.be/x0I6mhZ5wMw

And if you are with me, I'll sing this to you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIsAZO5gl0

And I might do it in public, you've been WARNED!

- FIN -